lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Source: suprenaturals)

teenpipefan413:

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

Never

Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.05 “Time Heist”
▬ The Eyebrows.

(Source: dadskills)

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

(Source: sandandglass)

"You are an echo, River"

for elodie

(Source: itsnotthesunitsyou)

comradechrisman:

The last thing I saw before I died

(Source: givemeinternet)

masticationforthelonely:

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

this is how i feel with everyone, im like the only one who remembers these things

atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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